I’ve got a good feeling about this.
Citizens of the Galactic Empire: Announcing PIE WARS!
This Friday you are invited to participate in a harrowing test of engineering, exploration, and appetite. Will you rescue your teammates from the trash compactor and the horrible beast that lurks beneath? Will you tame the great Rancor, or be devoured among the Gamorreans? WIll you blast through the gauntlet in your X-Wing, evading Darth Vader as you fire a torpedo into the Death Star? Will you experience the cherry sweet taste of victory, or the bitter rhubarb of defeat? One thing is certain: there will be lots and lots of really messy pie. We’re talking a ridiculous amount of pie here. You will probably get some up your nose.
The fate of the galaxy is in your hands. Prepare yourselves for Pie Wars.